November 11

Dear My Couch:As you are most likely aware, I did a bit of spring cleaning this morning. I did some laundry, made the bed, Swiffered the crap out of the fireplace and Windexed all the damn mirrors. And I was feeling pretty good about it all until YOU decided to house a spider colony and ruin my life when I came over for some innocent pillow sprucing. It is YOU, Couch, that makes me feel unsafe in my own home. Don’t think I didn’t hear you chortle as I did my patented “Pre-Murder Spider Regret Dance”. Thanks for nothing.

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