October 31

European
What you need
Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
Too-tight jeans 
Hair gel
Imported beer
Cigarette
Scarf
Tips for “selling it”
Scoff at most things people say
Dance with your hands only, no hips
Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs

European

What you need

Tips for “selling it”

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