October 31
drunk Uncle
What you need
- Filthy dress shirt
- Loose necktie
- Bottle of whiskey
- Red blush for gin blossoms on nose and cheeks (or just rub your face raw all night, you’ll probably be too drunk to feel it)
Tips for “selling it”
- Hit on younger girls
- Request Billy Ocean songs all night
- Pretend your excessive drinking is “just part of the costume”
