October 31
“FLORIDA — While most people were hanging out with friends last Saturday night, 41-year-old Venus Lewis had other plans — she was horny for some teenage sausage.
Venus headed over to the local recreation center in Marion County where she found two teenage boys playing football. In a horny rage, she chased the boys around, saying she would catch them and then have sex with them.
This type of lascivious behavior is all-too-common for Floridian crack whores. The boys knew that Venus seriously wanted to rape them, but she was just a harmless crackhead, so they watched from a distance as the frustrated woman decided to masturbate instead.
And then things got weird.
According to the police report, Venus walked between two picnic tables, dropped her pants, and then inserted a tampon into her vagina. Afterward, she laid on one of the tables and masturbated in front of the boys — who claimed that they didn’t watch.”
What is this I dont even
wait. THAT’S when things got weird? when she put a tampon in?
a crack whore chasing teenage boys around in a horny rage trying to rape them isn’t weird?
the use of the phrase “teenage sausage” isn’t weird?
really?
where did this even come from Wtf?
