December 2009
2 posts
Who are your Tumblr crushes?
Stoneyboy (of course), TheRealGunShow (even though she never signs on and hates me now), Drew-Skeeez, and Old-School-Epiphany
never.
HAHA! I'm on jasmine's tumblr!!!
I WIN!
November 2009
33 posts
I don't think I'm on anyone's Tumblr Crushes. Lol.
emilyisabell:
thepinkster:
(via terroremsaecula)
me either! :p
I’m not either.
whats tumblr crushes?
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I wasn’t aware that saver of other people or the new designated fixer of your bullshit. Did I get a job title I didn’t even interview for? Save yourself and leave me out of it.
Dear My Couch:As you are most likely aware, I did a bit of spring cleaning this morning. I did some laundry, made the bed, Swiffered the crap out of the fireplace and Windexed all the damn mirrors. And I was feeling pretty good about it all until YOU decided to house a spider colony and ruin my life when I came over for some innocent pillow sprucing. It is YOU, Couch, that makes me feel unsafe in...
The only good thing Gwyneth Paltrow ever did is...
(via tamburina)
what about Running with Scissors? she was good in that…
You broke my heart tonight, Maine.
generic1:
joyengel:
You had this amazing chance to be the first. The first state to stand on the right side of history through a public vote. My children are going to look back on this day and be ashamed of you. I look on this day, and I am ashamed of you.
If I adopted a son,
asparagus:when he’s 16 I’d buy him a box of condoms and tell him how to use it.
Safe sex is better than getting STDs because you’re scared of teaching your kid about safe sex.
Same would go for my daughter, I wouldn’t get her condoms cause you know, no penis but I’d definitely talk to her about it.
you should get her them too… or dental dams if shes a lesbian :)
Million for Marriage~! →
whats going on with Maine? Did Question One pass?
why does everything taste like honey today? My coffee… crackers… ice cream… ?
Woman in Krazy Glue case due in court today
AP reporter The Associated Press
October 5, 2009
CHILTON, Wis. -
A woman accused of seeking revenge on a cheating lover by luring him to a motel, tying him to a bed and gluing his penis to his stomach is to enter a plea in court today. Therese Ziemann is charged with being party to felony false imprisonment and misdemeanor fourth-degree sexual assault in the July 30 incident. Three other...
October 2009
201 posts
hey sexy
miss you …what are you doing with your life? why arent you talking to me?
@therealgunshow
heartintheshadows:
thanks for the follow
cheers!