December 17

Who are your Tumblr crushes?

 

Stoneyboy (of course), TheRealGunShow (even though she never signs on and hates me now), Drew-Skeeez, and Old-School-Epiphany

never.

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December 11

HAHA! I’m on jasmine’s tumblr!!!

I WIN!

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November 15

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November 11

I don’t think I’m on anyone’s Tumblr Crushes. Lol.

emilyisabell:

thepinkster:

(via terroremsaecula)

me either! :p

I’m not either.

 whats tumblr crushes?

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sara—: emilyisabell: (via karlaelle) Jasmine, this needs to be your next tattoo.  im all over it baby

sara—:

emilyisabell:

(via karlaelle)

Jasmine, this needs to be your next tattoo.

 im all over it baby

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heytherejenniferlynn: I cut my bangs. They were in desperate need of it.  very sexy

heytherejenniferlynn:

I cut my bangs.

They were in desperate need of it.

 very sexy

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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

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I wasn’t aware that saver of other people or the new designated fixer of your bullshit. Did I get a job title I didn’t even interview for? Save yourself and leave me out of it.

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Dear My Couch:As you are most likely aware, I did a bit of spring cleaning this morning. I did some laundry, made the bed, Swiffered the crap out of the fireplace and Windexed all the damn mirrors. And I was feeling pretty good about it all until YOU decided to house a spider colony and ruin my life when I came over for some innocent pillow sprucing. It is YOU, Couch, that makes me feel unsafe in my own home. Don’t think I didn’t hear you chortle as I did my patented “Pre-Murder Spider Regret Dance”. Thanks for nothing.

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November 10

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